To write the worst blog post for a Thanet blog evva in da world be sure to right with bad spelling and 4get to use any punctuation at all and use lots of conjunctions and keep the sentence going as loooong as possible and don’t stop and keep going and just annoy teh readerz with all the worst L3e7 speeks and spell things wrong and make it one big block of terrible text that is far too long and in need of a break or a full stop or some other silly thing like that and don’t get to the point and don’t ever fisnigh your thought or your
To really annoy readers try using a lot of different colours. Use colours that are low contrast. Also, try use blue and underline together to make it look like you have put in a link.
Additionally, you should definitely try to get some paragraphs that have unusual alignments because that really helps reduce readability. After all, hard to read posts are better, right? To really destroy readability use italics as well.
Use bold and at random intervals on words with no particular need for emphasis because saving
italics and bold for emphasis is for wusses, right????
If you must use headings inside your post make sure that they have absolutely no connection to the text that comes under them. Remember to be utterly inconsistent with the way that you do that.
Exclamation marks are great!!!!
Use as many exclamation marks as humanly possible!!!!!!!
Whole sections of your blog post should be headings because headings are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictures you use should have no relation to your content ever. Who wants to look at pictures that relate to what you are saying??? That’s just crazy.
Also, question marks. You should question everything!!! So you do you double question marks right?? Because that means more if you use two, or even three. You know that right??? Look how arty I seem when using extra punctuation.It looks even cooler when I take out the space.Because a space and a full stop do the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Lines are cool!!!
Use some lines at random.
You have an indent function so use it whenever the inspiration takes you.
- Never let the conventions of good formatting hold you back.
Blockquotes are only used for quoting other people by snobs. True artists use it to look cool!!!!!!!!!!!
- If you can use long tags and unrelated categories too, do so. Use all the tags!!!!
If you have not used all the formatting options then you have not tried hard enough to make your blog post truly terrible.
Full stops are good for spacing work
Now I know that some people try and claim that these cool art features are great in moderation. Moderation! I ask you, what use is moderation? We are artists and we KNOW THAT ALL CAPS and bright colours and lots of formatting are vital to
good writing, right??
Ascii art is better than pictures
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Spell checkers are for the week?!?
You should also go on and on about your book (or your product or whatever) and write for people that are not your audience. Who do those people think they are anyway. They should be glad to read your thoughts. People should pay to read this stuff. Yeah? Here are some more hints on how to write a very bad post.
- Also try and be more like these sites.
Your blog post is not done until you have mentioned
and also fish.
Go forth and write really bad blog posts.